Who says our English is teruk.?
Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc........>> >>>>> this is actually a forwarded mail that i received but i jus needed to share it with u guys..heheheheehehe..coz it reminds me of sumone wakakakakaka.....


>>> WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock

>>>RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page

>>>ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

>>> WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me
Malaysians:No-need, lah... or can oso can oso

>>>WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

>>>WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah

>>> WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money
Malaysians: Where got?

>>> WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la..

>>> IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue
Malaysians: You mad, ah

>>> WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

>>> WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you
Malaysians: See what, see what?

>> > WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the >>moment
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

>>> WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that?....

>>> WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

>>> WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u!


for futher examples pls view my shout box..n all my frens blog that i have kindly placed a link....heheheehehehe